Really need a summer job, but I haven't ever worked!!! HELP?

We have all been there and employers know you have to start somewhere. K-Mart, Walmart, McDonald etc all hire college students to work part time in the summer. They expect you to be somewhat smarter than their average customer, know enough to show up on time and ready to work and not try to tell anybody how they should be running the store. The pay will be crappy, the hours will be worse and most of your fellow workers will be from the shallow end of the gene pool but they have something you don't have, work experience. Luck!